Dick Measuring Contest

Spiritual
Dick measuring contest

Mine: Advaita
Yours: Neo-Advaita —
Not so good
Mine: Up there — on the scale
Yours: Down there — with Komodo Dragon
Terrible

Balderdash
Bullshit
Absurd nonsense

Smart people
Playing teachers —
Scoring, dissecting, grading
Truth —
Consciousness —
Mapping, creating territories —
Higher and lower
Holy and unholy —
In infinity

As if

As if it has ever been possible
To not shit
While speaking

Who has ever not shat
Did Buddha or any other sage
Never shit
Never talked shit
Crap —
Nonsense

But whose dick
Seriously — whose dick is the biggest
Longest and greatest —
The Maha-Lingam

Whose is that
Yours, mine
Some Neo-advaitan’s
True Advaitan’s
Some other big hot shot

All teachers
Teachings and gurus —
Self proclaimed or otherwise —
Talk shit

And that’s the final truth